not the DML…but soooo close
my arrested development/jason bateman crush is well documented. and last night, after mixing grapes and grain at JCSG’s (”wine before beer, in the clear”), i had a weird phone sex dream about mr. bateman.
i say weird because we were in a public place, me on a pay phone (remember
those?) and him on his cell. i say weird, because we were right around the corner from each other and we could both peek around and see the other person. i say weird because i did really well up to the part when i had to say and describe “penis” and then my mind went blank, and i ended the call. i say weird, because after a sexy call, even if it ends badly, being in such close proximity, there was no slow easing around the corner with a smile and making out with the other person.
so with almost half the year gone, there is still NO DML for 2008. just to remind you, the DML is my Dream Make-out List. not a list of people i’d like to make out with, but rather a list of people i make out with in my dreams.
obviously having two kids under three severely affects my ability to dream about kissing hot men.