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The Dream Make-out list - aka the DML. These are people who show up in my dreams and we make-out, NOT people I dream about making-out with. There is a huge difference. The DML is beyond my control, it’s my mind working things out for whatever reason. The great thing about the DML is that it’s always different. The people who I’d just like to make out with, that doesn’t change all that much - Adrien Brody with a bullet.

So far for 2009 the DML is:
Adrien Brody
The Ex English

And welcome Mopey Joe. I can’t remember many details but we were waiting for a table at a restaurant and you were wearing a shirt and jacket. It was brief, but nice. But yeah….WTF??!?

A few things I need to get down and I’ll elaborate on them later:

- Hilarious EMT guy
- Gall Bladder removal
- Additions to the DML - Hello Mr. Brody (2009) and the Ex-English Teacher
- Drug induced dreams involving cocktails with my Mom and the Perkins Pie Display.
- The Zolfran Nazi

my arrested development/jason bateman crush is well documented. and last night, after mixing grapes and grain at JCSG’s (”wine before beer, in the clear”), i had a weird phone sex dream about mr. bateman.

i say weird because we were in a public place, me on a pay phone (remember
those?) and him on his cell. i say weird, because we were right around the corner from each other and we could both peek around and see the other person. i say weird because i did really well up to the part when i had to say and describe “penis” and then my mind went blank, and i ended the call. i say weird, because after a sexy call, even if it ends badly, being in such close proximity, there was no slow easing around the corner with a smile and making out with the other person.

so with almost half the year gone, there is still NO DML for 2008. just to remind you, the DML is my Dream Make-out List. not a list of people i’d like to make out with, but rather a list of people i make out with in my dreams.

obviously having two kids under three severely affects my ability to dream about kissing hot men.