not one of 144,000
rejoice my darlings rejoice!
i just got out of a conversation with a Jehovah’s Witness and it wasn’t horrible!
hand to god, i speak the truth!
the weird thing is, is that i’ve known this person for a couple of years and while i don’t generally discuss religion with anyone, i know pretty much what faith most of my friends are. this one took me by surprise.
our conversation started because she asked if the “No Solicitors” sign on my front door was meant for Jehovah’s Witnesses.
“No”, i sighed, “That’s pretty much for everyone. Since the hail storm, these creeps come out of the woodwork, roofers and siders, etc.”
“Oh, because you know I’m a Jehovah’s Witness, right?”
aaaaaahhhhhh, she was already in the house…….and i thought, shit! i’m fucked.
we talked a little bit about it, but mostly we talked about moving away from the faith of our childhood and then coming back to it later in life. she seemed to have a pretty good attitude about having door slammed in her face, because i asked her. then i asked her about the number above. that’s what they believe, only 144,000 get to go up….the rest of us stay here. made me wonder, i’m pretty sure i’m not one of the ones jebus has his eye on. probably because i call him jebus.