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you know how you have that one friend who swears by holistic stuff and extracts and nuts and shit? and how they get up at 5 AM and do their sun-salutations and use the neti pot and do the NY Times crossword puzzle and totally have their shit together?

yeah, i want to kick them in the chin too.

well, i am here to tell you that i will never be that friend. and while i’ve been up since pre-dawn all i’ve done is change a diaper, feed the shark, watch the psedo-albino guy deliver papers, balance the checkbook and play the same silly little twinkle song over and over and over to keep the buns happy and kicking away.

there should be no great accomplishments before 6 AM. none. i don’t care about time zones and what time you dentist appointment is. NOTHING should get done before 6 AM*.

all i want to do is sleep, sleep, sleep. but the buns is doing his little twinkle dance and it’s really cute - well all of it i can see between teary eyes yawns.

* the only exceptions to the 6 AM rule are saving lives or giving birth.