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not the sunday i’m waiting for….

yesterday was the family x-mas. it wasn’t nearly as bad as i though. my stoner cousin had a little fit about shitbagfuckface being so late and my dad not being organized, but sometimes you just have to let people learn their own lessons. the stoner cousin can handle a dose of reality, believe me.

i was really uncomfortable yesterday with being pregnant, not with being around family. i made it a point not to work myself up about that. i learned on x-mas eve that i need to step back and not get involved too much.

when SBFF showed up, thankfully boo was ready for a nap. so i got a chance to lay down for a bit, that helped. but with all the stuff leading up to yesterday, i’m left exhausted. i’m not bitching here, but it was *me* who did all the shopping this year, it was *me* who wrapped all of the gifts. and i’m done. i’m spent. christmas is finally fucking over.

i was looking forward to a lazy day today. doing little things here and there, but not really being on a schedule. however, hubbin is really motivated today and we are just so not gellin’. so while he’s downstairs organizing the office and guest room (his reasoning here is that he wants boo to have a dedicated space to color and do art projects that are not in the kitchen), boo and i are upstairs going through my side of the closet since one of those great charity groups is picking up stuff tomorrow.

i love those groups by the way. the send you a bag, the call you to set up a pick up, the take your stuff and leave you a tax receipt. i bet they’d come clean your closet out too if you asked. i got one box filled and needed a break. while i am glad to get rid of things that i haven’t worn in over a year, i’m a little disgusted at my own excess. some of these things are practically new. and there are a few things that i know my mom gave to me. there are even some of her clothes that a year ago i couldn’t bear to part with. now, i hear this little voice saying, you’re not really keeping this green stripey t-shirt because you remember me wearing it, are you? no mom, i’m not. it’s going in the box.

the biggest heartbreaker, honestly, is that soooo many of my clothes, her clothes, our clothes, were from dayton’s or marshall fields. my mom worked there in gift-wrapping and got crazy discounts. and i miss the Field Manor line desperately. but life goes on and when i’m no longer pregnant, recovering from pregnancy, or depressed, i promise that i’m going to start shopping at a place other than target.

and while this is all well and good, and yes i’m being productive, i can’t help but think, this isn’t the sunday i wanted. but that’s ok. JCSG and i have plans to get together next sunday. we are actually going to resurrect Bookclub Bitches and review Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal (no pun intended), and watch Rock of Love 2. and i can’t wait, i just cannot wait!

TCOB

today i totally kicked ass with the credit card company and the daycare. both tried to fuck me over with late fees and i brought the hammer down. fyi - that’s pronounced “hamma duh-aoww-nah!”

i also ate thanh do, wrapped presents for the lame family x-mas coming up this saturday, and made boo a sticker page. she gets stickers when she does good things. three stickers today for trying to go on the potty, picking up her toys and brushing her teeth without a fuss.

fuck.

when did i start raising such a citizen?

my little book

i have a little book.
it’s called ‘what i read’.
i like to think it’s in the past tense.

here is a list of what i read in 2007….

January - Undead and Unwed by Mary Janice Davidson - i hate even mentioning it, it should be removed from all shelves and removed from memory. the bitches podcast remains though

February - Batman: Hush Vol 1 & 2 by Jeph Loeb, Jim Lee and Scott Williams - a graphic novel recommended by PT. however, this did cause lots of argument over who is better, Batman or Superman. BCB podcast available.

April - Remainder by Tom McCarthy - a book that i would never have picked out on my own. but since it was a largehearted gift from the LHB, well i did my best. BCB podcast available.
The Gun Seller by Hugh Laurie - a spy novel spoof and a mediocre one at that. i’m thinking there should be no such thing as the “celebrity novelist”.
Love Is A Mix Tape: Love and Loss, One Song at a Time by Rob Sheffield - a JCSG pick and i can totally see why. a sappy rocker love story that had her in tears and me thinking i should never have thrown out my Limited Warranty cassette. BCB podcast available.

May - The Good, Good Pig by Sy Montegomery - a book i saw once or twice while gift wrapping for charity at Barnes and Noble. a pleasant, pointless memoir of a woman and her pet pig.

June - The Night Watch by Sarah Waters - a Mom Bookclub pick…reading this caused me not to join the Mom Bookclub. solid writing, and if there was a plot, it was pointless.
Later, at the Bar by Rebecca Barry - another JCSG BCB pick. a novel in short stories that didn’t quite work. BCB podcast available.

July - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling - if you didn’t rush out and get this book when it came out this summer i’m not sure you’re very literary. why do i say that, oh….maybe because a gajillion people read it without it being an Oprah bookclub pick.

August - Mall by Eric Bogosian - one of my dear friends gave this to me since i was/am a fan of Talk Radio. not quite the social commentary it was meant to be though.

September - The Golden Compass by Philip Pullman - hubbin read all three of His Dark Materials and really enjoyed them. he thought that since i liked the Harry Potter books so much that i might enjoy these. also, i thought i should read the book before seeing the movie, and also to see what all the fuss was about.

that was the last book i finished reading. how lame!

my darling 2007

some highlights:

listening to “is jesus your pal” over and over on the route to and from rochester, mn
spring break with aunt iowa and uncle arizona and all the kids after my brother’s funeral
getting my first tattoo with JCSG with the Vodo being somehow involved….
boo’s first haircut
rock of love with bret michaels
getting pregnant
seeing the black crowes, raul malo and magnet, especially magnet.
ireland
getting extensions
writing class with the Vodo
watching boo grow into the terrible twos - it sucks, but being a witness to her everyday…it’s amazing.
getting to know slootie a little better
psycho jen and her two adorable bebes
having the adorable trainers - even though it was cut short by medical stuff with the pregnancy, by far one of the best things i did for myself this year.
having the basement finished
being done with 2007, seems like a great year, but let me tell ya….it was tough.