summer crushes : a list
- kathy griffin, my life on the D list…if i were a little comedienne i’d want to grow up to be just like her!
- adrian brody and wes anderson teaming up for “the darjeeling limited”
- the cheap alcohol wipes at target - they’re soft and full of antiseptic goodness
- “back to the house at pooh corner” - this little ditty is on a lullabye CD of boo’s, it’s trumping out “rock-a-bye piglet” tout suite.
- elmo band-aids - boo is at the age of scrapes and cuts, and im coming to believe that elmo is a panacea for everyone under the age of three.
- perscription pain killers - yeah i’m stealing them from family members - wanna fight about it?
- cutting paper - i am/was foolish enough to make boo’s birthday party invitation myself and am working on invites to psycho jen’s couples baby shower for her coupla babies. there is just such a….definitiveness about a small razor meeting paper, things will never be the same again.
- harry potter, yeah i know, i sound lame, but come on! the LAST book AND a movie? what more do you want? semi-naked pictures of harry potter? oh wait….hmmm…i wonder if that pleasure path is on the marauder’s map. doubt it. 17 year old boys are still considered jail bait right? right.
- and finally being able to have the windows open again….mmmm…air!
July 11th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
1. If I had any good painkillers, I’d share them with you. But alas… I only carry benzos, and they only kill the emotional pain.
2. I want to have dirty sex with Wes Anderson’s mind.
3. You’ve gotten me sickly addicted to making invites/cards now. And let’s get together and do it again!
4. IS THAT OR IS THAT NOT TEH SEX?! The people who did that Equus picture were such teases when they stopped his treasure trail like, millimeters above the peen. And I don’t think 17 is jailbait in the UK. I’ve got my passport and I know you do, so let’s go show him a good time.